A good friend told me a secret…
A good friend who got married recently came home from his honeymoon for an immediate brain scan. The newlywed (who is not the newlywed Travors) had developed an immediate and excruciating response to the moment of orgasm. A blinding, brain splitting, nausea inducing headache, which would last for about five hours. Surprisingly (or perhaps not) it was only on the third experience that he gave in and sought medical attention. Apparently ‘coital headaches’ are not uncommon in men of a certain age, though aneurism can be a possibility, hence the scan.
Things I immediately wanted to know - did it also occur when masturbating? Answer: Yes. Did it ever happen before he got married? Answer: No. What is the cure? Answer: He has to take betablockers before he has sex.
Poor sod. He thinks he’s allergic to marraige.
PS - if you are a man of a certain age, I hope this post has helped broaden your sexual knowledge, and not worried you in any way. All all…
