ray’s phrase that pays in lays
the next time that you see a group of oppositely-gendered libertines gazing up at the heavens, approach the most alpha among them and whisper: neptune’s tiny dancing girls look pretty to-night. this odd observation is actually a mnemonic device for recalling neptune’s inner moons in order: naiad, thalassa, despina, galatea, larissa, proteus, triton, & nereid. if you are not able to immediately seduce attractive strangers with this phrase, you are doing it all wrong.
